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fold you like a lawn chair

To hit someone so hard he or she collapses like a lawn chair.
If you keep talking smack, I’ll fold you like a lawn chair.
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ripped like jesus 

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong
damn, that man is ripped like jesus
ripped like jesus by jay April 18, 2003

feel like ass 

To feel extremely tired, yucky, sick, wore out.
Man, I feel like ass today. Must've been all the stuff I drank last night.
feel like ass by RavenX May 13, 2003

drive like a dan 

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln
Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.

face like a bulldog eating custard 

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

smashed like joy 

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.
I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.
smashed like joy by sniki July 6, 2010