grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

playing a lick

play a short piece of music on an instrument

Is he playing a lick on the piano?
Yes he is!

by Santuel March 1, 2021

Lick

Mike Benge. It's what a tongue does

Yo homie a lick, fo real

by MikeLick March 6, 2021

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Lick and shine

Sucking on a crack pipe while having your cock sucked

Fuck me jodie gave me the best lick and shine last night with intent.

by Paul Elston 78 March 21, 2021

Grande licks

This term can be attributed to the event where ariana grande went into a donut shop.pulled a donut from behind the glass case.proceeded to lick it.then left the shop. Proudly proclaiming how much she hates ameri

Ca. So grande licks are donuts named for her infamous deed!

Customer in donut shop to woman behind counter:"yeah.gimme 3 grande licks and a pink chocolate eclair.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021