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Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019
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Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.
Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.
by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023
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rockin' Kicks

Who's that chick? She's rockin' Kicks. She must be from out of town.
by theqhausdorff February 19, 2024
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minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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kick the squirrel

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel
by Drog65 October 5, 2020
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Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.
I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.
by anonymous March 5, 2024
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