Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

ima kick you in the schnoz

A line said be by Goku when he met Frieza in DBZ Abridged (A Parody of DBZ)

Goku: Are you that Freezer guy
Freiza: I am Lord Freezer yes
Goku: Great ima kick you in the schnoz
Frieza: Excuse thats a new one

by ImaKickYouInTheSchnozGoku April 27, 2018

kick-licker

Someone who aggressively fights while licking and or spitting.

Did you see that kick-licker, how disgusting!

by water pumkin June 1, 2018

cat kicking

The act of kicking a cat, usually for sport or competition, or if you are an insane person. The quality of the cat kick is measured length, with style or motivation also taken into consideration of the grade of the kick.

Man, I was so bummed that that cat kicking I had was worse than that other cat kicking because they took style into consideration, and he was pretty ecentric.

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 4, 2018

Camel Kick

Masturbating a woman with your foot

Man I Camel Kicked Denise So Hard Last Night

by @NobbyNuts June 6, 2018

Kicking the headlights

Going out on a massive rager (ideally margarita or tequila fuelled) and leading to a complete refusal to go home when you are almost dead

Alright lads, are we kicking the headlights tonight?

by San juambo #5 July 4, 2019

Kicking Gnarly

An exclamation of joy, normally with an added surfer accent.

Guy Uno: My word just got accepted on Urban Dictionary!
Guy Dos: That’s Kicking Gnarly bro!

by kinnersk July 12, 2019