by Kevins_simp January 12, 2023

A man who knows how to dance. Everyone would consider him a diva on the dance floor, someone who knows how to shake his thang(ass). He is like a hybrid of Chris Brown and Michael Jackson.
by CutiePie103 May 14, 2018

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS
by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024

The love of my life, a one hit wonder. The man of my dreams and the perfect example of what every man should be.
by Dwindle June 8, 2022
