Pressed for juice 

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

Pressed for juice by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

Canned Apple Juice 

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

Canned Apple Juice by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

100 percent stiffy juice 

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice

Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen

100 percent stiffy juice by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019

magic purple juice

its codine or lean

dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice

magic purple juice by lil boy yung man November 2, 2019

Zoom Zoom Juice 

Petrol Or Diesel

Yo Bro I Gotta Go To Sainsbury’s Petrol Station To Get Some Zoom Zoom Juice.

Zoom Zoom Juice by BillySoCoolLike December 17, 2019

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

blethan's piss juice by Bonk October 27, 2020

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

dirty bean juice by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021