ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

easy ass

Noun- a woman with an ass that's soft for pushing and accommodating for easy anal.

Met this girl last night and took her back to my place. Happy to say she was an easy ass.

by NSAssman July 2, 2016

COVID Ass

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.

I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

vodka ass

when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.

low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"

a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.

vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

prohibited in canada and puerto rico

I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass

if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.

by Mik 99 August 28, 2010