Goat

A god-like creature whoch stands over everything and everyone. Especially pigs. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goat at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.

Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it

by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022

Escape Goat

The greatest of the greatest.

"Thanks man you the escape goat"
"they are all goats but he is the escape goat"

by The lingone July 2, 2024

Goat

Something that is defined as “Amazing” on social media platforms.

“Yes, he’s the goat, dude!”

by directionstoitaly May 25, 2023

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022