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Joe French

Tallest guy in KS3
by Ktykne fxqnr brkkj October 4, 2018
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Maniac French

Referring specifically to French people who have spawned from the potato fields of Northern Maine. These people tend to be more hyperactive than your typical French person, with ADHD tendencies. Anyone with the last name Leveque, Olette, Pelletier, or Albert should be considered highly suspect.
John has started 4 different projects and haven't finished one. That's because he's part Maniac French.
by Dementia Douche February 27, 2023
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french fellation

the action of sucking a snail's cock like a frenchie
the frogs love to give the snails a french fellation
by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
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Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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French

You are French at Fortnite
by Cool and smart April 21, 2022
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french dyke

sybille foucart
Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke
by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019
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