FAKE NEWS 

1) Any news that fails to coddle an infantile president's ego.

2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.

3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.

1) "Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."

2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.

3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.

FAKE NEWS by itsjustmikey August 29, 2017

rippin faces 

When one is or is planning on royally whoopin ass on Halo 2 for XBOX Live, biatches.

i.e-Yo, let's go rip some faces.

i.e.- Dude, Last night I got home and I was rippin faces with Ludais and El Machino. God, they are so fuckin good. How do people rip faces like that?

rippin faces by JPU May 18, 2006

facebook fake 

people with a facebook who are better out without one.they are usually little kids who are not even in their teens that have a facebook but all they ever do is take quizzes and manage their "restaurant". they have all these friends that they don't even know and they fake their age to get a facebook. they put their relationship status as "in a relationship" when they sure as hell have never actually dated a real person before. they sometimes photoshop their photos into something unrecognizable. they don't even have a picture of themselves and use manga photos. they cuss on the internet and everything but in real life, they can't say the words for shit. they comment and like everything on facebook but in real life you don't even notice they are alive. they also make multiple accounts for no freaken apparent reason.

this girl is a complete facebook fake. "in a relationship"? she's only ten. she sure as hell is lying for attention.

facebook fake by hatingonpeoplewhohavenolife July 25, 2010

FaceSpace 

The pile of steaming dung that the social network site Facebook has become ever since it started emulating more and more aspects of the even smellier pile of dung social networking site MySpace.

Jeez, why does FaceSpace keep crashing on me? Man, Facebook worked so much better when it was just Facebook

FaceSpace by FreddyKirk July 8, 2009

fake doctor 

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.

Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.

fake doctor by JizzyJones September 18, 2013

Fake Uni 

A fake uni (university), will either use part or all of the name of a more prestigous uni nearby, in an attempt to lure potential undergraduates. Examples include, Sheffield Hallam Universtiy, UWIC (Cardiff) and Heriot-Watt University Edingburgh.

Phil may have to settle for a fake uni, unless he gets lucky in his Alevels.

Fake Uni by tears181 June 27, 2008

Fake and Bake 

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."

Fake and Bake by Barwick Massif' February 27, 2009