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most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.
Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife 

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.
The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

get that head get that bread and leave 

so wait the saying "get that head get that bread and leave" refers to getting stimulation to the male reproductive organ using the oral cavity usually to reach climax most refer to as "cumming" and then proceed to collect "bread" or the currency used in that place in the world that usually holds value in the stuff you are able to acquire with it, and then proceed to leave the (usually other sex) partner for an undisclosed reason.
He really did get that head get that bread and leave?

take the crust off my bread 

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

take the crust off my bread 

cut the outside of your dollar bill
had to take the crust off my bread :((