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bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005
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Cold Blooded

Heart that is on cased in ice. Cold and distant, cruel
He was very cold blooded in hos breakup with his girl
by Damn it again!! June 16, 2019
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Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
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Bloody

Bloody is a lot of blood spilled. Also used as English profanity. Or to over exaggerate something or someone.
1: I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption! (Also a reference to Conker's Bad fur day.)

2. It's bloody freezing as hell!
by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 30, 2018
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Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
by Asger W July 12, 2006
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bloodied

When you're all bloody from something
Johnny: Dad Michael just got bloodied from a bar fight
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Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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