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baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008
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Obama Baby

A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s).
I was born July 2009. I'm an Obama baby!
by Grothefro November 4, 2008
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tit baby

Someone who whines and complains about stuff. Often sounding like a child.
Eric says "why do we always have to take my car?" and Bob would respond "stop being a tit baby and drive"
by Sir Trogdor March 6, 2007
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Dirty Baby

I've got a turtle head pokin' out and it's telling me it's time to go make a dirty baby.
by Jiggity Tiggity May 5, 2009
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Jordan's Baby

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.
"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".
by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006
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Butt Babies

Butt Babies is a term used mainly by homosexual men to tell another man that they would like them to ejaculate in their butt.
Durk: I want you to fuck my ass.
Lewis: I want you cum in your ass!
Durk: Lets make Butt Babies together!!!
by Buttsauce January 29, 2008
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anus baby

simply a baby that pops out of your anus without warning
person 1: holy crap! that baby just came out of my ass hole!!!

person 2: it's called an anus baby.
by bananuhh woe!man April 25, 2011
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