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Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.
Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
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Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.
Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries
by chrisp13 April 30, 2021
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Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!
I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.
by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024
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Aryan Christianity

Aryan “christianity” is a term for white supremacists who claim to be Christian, they are not real Christians however, as they use Christianity as a way to seem good, while also advocating for white ethnostates/supremacy, spreading hate, dehumanizing others (non whites non Christians and often non far right beliefs) you can usually find them using certain Bible verses out of context/mistranslated to justify hatred for blacks, Muslims, Jews, etc. always preaching about Christ, but never his teachings of loving all, including enemies, and most definitely people different than you, by race, religion, or where they’re from. Remember, Christ would never encourage or want hate, no matter who it is, and he would most certainly despise his followers who use his word to justify their hate.
Aaron: yo dude, did you see that kid Jason? He posted on Instagram “God hates jews” “the nazis we’re carrying out God’s will” and “the church should have stayed white”
Jacob: woah dude, that’s insane, he’s an Aryan Christian for sure

Aaron: yeah dude, God would never want his followers to hate people who were different than them
Jacob: yeah ignore him, he’s an asshole anyway, guess he skipped all the verses about loving EVERYONE, and forgiveness, Aryan Christianity is a twisting of Gods word.
by rae tard April 2, 2025
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christian

he is the sweetest best friend you could ever get. u will fall in love instantly. he is kinda a player so he tells u the number of crushes he has. but once he asked u out, u just can't say no. but once you say yes, the is the best boyfriend you could ever get in your whole entire life. it's just that he might make and a little awkward. the worst part is that he will lose feelings instantly but he wont tell you. he'll only say once u broke up with him. he will start hanging out with u and your friends but talk to your friends and pretend you r not even there. he will stop talking to you and never give eye contact. but this is only if you are his ex. if u r a random girl that hangs out with him, he'll make you feel great. he always has a group of girls around him and likes all of them. get another gf just days after his breakup. he is very cute and has a baby face.
kim: omfg i luv christian

Angie: uh... but he's a player
by omfgilovedick September 19, 2019
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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