Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

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Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

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i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

i--- is the ninth letter and the third vowel letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. Its name in English
see - perceive with the eyes; discern visually.
who- what or which person or people.
you-used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"are you listening?"
are-second person singular present and first, second, third person plural present of be.

my-belonging to or associated with the speaker.
enemy-a person who is actively opposed or hostile to someone or something.

i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

by w suit November 14, 2022

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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

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