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Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”
If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.
by imsilly69 July 16, 2025
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weird ass n*gga

an unpleasant person who gives off an odd vibe, does questionable things
“Man, Waldo is a weird ass n*gga. He sends his ex-girlfriend nudes of the women he’s talking to now!”
by cucumber_joe July 17, 2025
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Fuck ass

A feral intensifier slapped in front of a noun (usually facial hair) to express unhinged levels of admiration, respect, and thirst. Typically reserved for a mustache so full, so perfectly groomed, and so powerfully present that it could get its own zip code. Saying someone has a “fuck ass mustache” is not an insult—it’s a badge of honor. The kind of compliment that lets the world know you’d throw away your 401k just to twirl the ends of that masterpiece between your fingers.
I want a meaty, tatted man, with a fuck ass mustache
by DirtyHippieAlex July 19, 2025
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this mf is ASS at amongus

Shravan Kumar. this guys so sorry bro
by Rohtak July 20, 2025
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Faggot ass nigga

What most Black people are, if they don’t do interracial, and preferred to date other Black people only.
Black men who date Black women only are faggot ass nigga.
by LinkxPeach July 21, 2025
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bitch-ass

Type of guy that likes it up the dumper.
Look at that bitch-ass flaunting his shit.
by Randy goat fucker July 25, 2025
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