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Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.
Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.
by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022
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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
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Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
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Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.
Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.
by Muppins December 14, 2016
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Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him
-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?
by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022
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