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Dick hair

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In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
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inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.
*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp
by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016
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Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night
by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020
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Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
by M33S February 13, 2023
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Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red
"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."
by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019
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