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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
mugGet the Plant my tree in her forestmug.

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.
Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!
by Puffer43 September 9, 2020
mugGet the sugar my beansmug.

working my tits

Really getting on someone’s nerves. Irritating. Used in the movie Tank Girl.
The first sergeant was really working my tits.
by anonymous November 24, 2023
mugGet the working my titsmug.

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
mugGet the that's my excusemug.

Grinding My Gears

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.
by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020
mugGet the Grinding My Gearsmug.

jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
mugGet the jacking my squashmug.

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