Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual April 24, 2018

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Dick

The thing which when gets hard in public makes a real problem.

My dick got hard and a girl was staring at it..

by MyurbanDICKionary November 26, 2021

Dick Fingers

When your finger smell like dick and smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

Diss-Dick

When a "girl" aka "*****" intentionally tries to make you limp or soft while fucking, to make her "g" happy about his insecurities.

This crazy b*****, tried to Diss-Dick while she fucked Rick.

by R1sK87 October 16, 2023

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015