Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

sliver dick

The odd feeling you get after mastubating.

I watched so much porn last night. I had such a sliver dick.

by JuggKnot November 7, 2015

A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )

" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.

by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025

cum suka dick

Cum suka dick means that the dick is a bitch wolf because suka means bitch wolf

Wow man I never knew you were such a cum suka dick guy

by poggerschampion January 18, 2022

Dick-coy

Instead of being the decoy a dick-coy is the man that has u so wrapped up with the dick between his legs u detour anything and everything just to get another piece of him yum yum

I passed off work again today to meet up with my dick-coy for an afternoon pole ride of a life time ... mmmm im cumming just thinking about it and i have the day off paid! WAIT ! Does that make me a prostitute??

by Star39.. August 23, 2022

Dick out

When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing

She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out

by Goozoozfrabaa September 8, 2019

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021