Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.

Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing

by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021

dick

men use t alot to fuck off jerk off to girls a real girl is deep and always wants a dick

OMG your dick is so huge

by arealhoodniggatrevaughn March 25, 2021

Summatime Dick

A man who is habitually single, but a chick magnet. All women know he is noncommittal but still enjoy the fruits of his loins. Happily getting the good dick when it's available.

Girl I'm going to go get myself some summatime dick tonight from my friend.

by Nyabingi Essence March 26, 2021

emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021

soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 26, 2021

dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 27, 2021

Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021