shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

PG 13 dick pic

A photo of a penis that is perfectly defined through clothing; erect or otherwise.

He sent me a PG 13 dick pic.

by Hot Chopper July 13, 2024

ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"

"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"

by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024