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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017
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my ball

Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball
by Jugg1n May 27, 2025
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Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
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my little thing

My little thing defines someone special and petite. You can use it for your gf, lover, spouse or child.

In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.
My little thing. My poor little thing. My sweet little thing.
by Chris Cristian April 16, 2020
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i paused my game to be here

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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snack my eye

by anami July 28, 2017
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