The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.

While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates

by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021

steve.speaks.facts

A very awesome person and tiktoker. Now well known as the._.minecraft._.steve. Omni sexual and best friend of breakpoint.is.swag. Steve.speaks.facts means awesome and cool

Person 1:Hey your ‘Steve.speaks.facts’
Person 2:Aww thanks man you are also ‘Steve.speaks.facts’
Person 1:thanks dude :)

by Flubzey November 4, 2021

Gummy worm factory

A pleasureful and complicated sexual maneuver. The materials required are 6-13 gummy worms and two people, one of which with a very hairy rectum. Person #1 lies on their back and spreads their cheeks creating a gaping abyss while person #2 inserts the worms into the hole. Person #1 then takes a squatting position above person #2 who lies on their back and prepares their mouth for reception. Person #1 then proceeds to empty the worms one by one into the gaping mouth resembling a common factory assembly line.

Person #2: “Can we do the gummy worm factory again tonight? I’ve been fielding for some chocolate covered worms”
Person #1: “Sure! I made sure to pick up a bag of gummy worms at the store today”
Person #2: “Can I eat the worms this time?”
Person #1: “Sure and I’ll get to excrete them!”

by Bloop bloop bloop November 17, 2021

Louie Anderson's Butter Factory

A warm greasy place with a nostalgic smell

Visiting my grandma's estate felt like hopping into Louie Anderson's Butter Factory

by BlinxTheMemeCat November 18, 2021

ricky fart face

Ricky is a hot, smart person everyone wishes they’re as cool as him ,but he’s not as cool as Mandey

Mandey -“ hey, how are you?” *farts*
Ricky -“sniffs fart*
Mandey-“You are so hot”

THATS why they call him ricky fart face

by poopingonyourhead August 9, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Trident :netural_face:

Trident :netural_face:

Trident :netural_face:

by Trident's ballsack September 9, 2021