dick-esque

When somebody's nasty, cold attitude (usually over a particular subject) rears its ugly head. The attitude vaguely resembles their everyday demeanor, just with an additional extra butt-hurt manner due to hatred for the matter.
"Hey, Heather... Uncle Peter started becoming very dick-esque tonight when the Christmas music came on.. didn't he? He was all 'Well Fuck Christmas cause (sips wine) well you know it sucks with the people... (sips more wine) you know what I'm saying... fuck Christmas music. (sips wine).
by DoubleIsAcAt December 25, 2017
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Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.
I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.
by pee-NuT November 08, 2007
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 08, 2022
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Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
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Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
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Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
by Simpson sLover69 March 08, 2022
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dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019
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