I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

a phrase that sigmas use

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

by sigma with rizz December 4, 2023

blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"

that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse

by Choodles135 August 19, 2007

in my bag

IN MY BAG is a phrase that originated in Philly that means a person is on task. You may hear a person in Philly say HE / SHE IS IN THEIR BAG.

I’m not even going to hold you … I was definitely in my bag last night; drawin’

by Uptown Black February 3, 2024

Styling my pattern

1) the action of annoying someone

You’re styling my pattern man!

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018