Dick chopping

The colloquial term for "castration".

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.

by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020

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Glow-in-the-dick

When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.

Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.

by SugaryRaine December 16, 2020

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Dick Bracelet

A bracelet that men use to put on each other’s penis’s. One of the best ways of strengthening a both between one another.

Dang brad got you Dick bracelet lucky

by R3dbullDrinker December 18, 2020

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1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.

1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”

by Badfarmer December 18, 2020

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