Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

cholo day

Ohh! Look it's a cholo he looks cute I think it's cholo day

It's cholo day let's dress up as a cholo

by Daddy 123$ December 16, 2021

National ask a boy out day

It is on the 69th day of the year, March 10th.

Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!

by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 7, 2020

head day

January 10th is the day you give head to your guy friend

“Hey, today is head day, wanna gimme some?”
“Fuck yeah”

by janajdhakhskshxkbakshx January 10, 2022

Grimace Day

April 2nd is Grimace Day.
Grimace goes to houses around the world and delivers plums like the Easter Bunny!
You must leave him 3 rusty wrenches, 2 silver spoons, and 1 Samoan baby in a bucket under your kitchen sink for him to deliver your plummy gift!

However, if you’ve been a bad little grimmy, you’ll receive SALTY plums in your stocking..

“I can’t wait for Grimace Day!”
“What are you getting for Grimace Day? I’m hoping for some plums!”

by sugarplumfaiiry December 28, 2023

taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise

'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"

by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021

totally marvelous day

Total Muslim death dog whistle similar to to totally nice day

We need to save Europe have a totally marvelous day.

by Futuretrappers May 13, 2024