Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dirty Shurmanator

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.

Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

Dirty Kazoo

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

by Ric Spade January 23, 2021

dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

dirty krislee

When you slap that thigh, and try to ride the wave in but shes too skinny for that.

Hey steve I almost did the dirty krislee last night

by Master matthew January 25, 2021

Dirty Zues

A dirty Zues is when a man eats a woman out from behind who has had sex with another man that ejaculated in her.

That girl look so good I would give her a dirty Zues and lick her peaches and cream.

by Na$ty N@te January 25, 2021