Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024
Get the Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt mug.The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
Get the Tiger Woods mug.Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
Get the Wood Rolled mug.We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
Get the Wood Wrestling mug.The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the Only trees should wear wood mug.by cubed March 21, 2023
Get the ziplining wood mug.Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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