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Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.
I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.
by L J T II February 26, 2021
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Poop canon

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
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Air Poop

Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.
"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"
by D-baggie January 3, 2018
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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poop inertia

The feeling right before you are about to take a rather large poop(s).
Mom: “Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “I’ll be out in a second!!”
Jimmy (quietly): man, I can feel the poop inertia building up right now! I- *ker-plunk*
by mattyvomg June 2, 2018
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e-poop

the deleting of any and all junk or non essential emails, programs, or anything useless on your computer.
I've got over 200 junk emails, time to take an e-poop.
by DruNuTz June 20, 2010
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