Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

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testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019

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bee twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of bees.

These are entirely different to the kind of twatting sticks used in zen

Don't use the dustpan to twat that bee son, use the bee twatter it's what I bought it for.

by Bobby twist August 19, 2019

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A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

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Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

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Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar

"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

“Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.

by Option 22 May 24, 2020

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