Get on the Skibidi Toilet

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.

Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"

by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

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"let me watch Skibidi Toilet"
"hey kids, here's your-"
"SIGMA MEALS! SKIBIDI SLICERS!"

by N0T_S0ME1 April 20, 2024

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

(1, noun) A popular Gen Alpha meme created in 2023
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.

Person 1: Bro, doesn't that girl have a GYATT?
Person 2: Bro your such a Skibidi Toilet!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024