Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
Get the Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?mug. shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
Get the shit pimpmug. by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015
Get the mailbox pimpmug. Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016
Get the salty pimpmug. an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
by fuckor November 1, 2020
Get the pimpmug. "He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."
"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."
by Mr. Mug February 6, 2025
Get the Glitter Pimpmug. 