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Michael and Keyla

I can’t believe Michael and Keyla are dating
by Nicek October 7, 2021
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.

All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.

Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.
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Michael Jackson

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
by missdiggory April 11, 2021
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michael o'leary

some fuckin sick cunt that loves Rachel Paull
by tickle my peach July 4, 2016
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michael jackson

OMG LOOK ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEE HEE HEE HEEE
OMG LOOKS ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEEE HEEEE
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Michael Yo'ing

(verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing
He was Michael Yo'ing all the way home with his serial celebrity ass kissing lips.
by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010
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michael feldman

v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.

abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween

3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.

n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.

a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.
Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!

carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.
by michaelsobsession November 23, 2009
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