michael jackson

OMG LOOK ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEE HEE HEE HEEE

OMG LOOKS ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEEE HEEEE

by omg look it’s michael jackson April 19, 2019

michael stephen

The gayest skinniest high schooler who doesn’t know what poon tang is.

I’m Michael Stephen and I love penis.

by Pish April 19, 2018

Michael Crawford

A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.

Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.

by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj April 9, 2019

michael ojeda

Straight up, just a pedophile. Preys on young children and gets rejected. Secretly masking the fact that a hippo broke his heart and made him cry.

*kipp summit kids: “let’s go play outside!”
teachers : “you can’t, Michael Ojeda is outside waiting.”

by GD3RD November 30, 2018

Michael Condrey

He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.

I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey

by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018

Michael lamb

Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6”4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to ‘have a shower’ at lunch but everyone knows that’s a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a “whats up my g” or a “gang shit bruv” and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but that’s usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.

Jesus that guy is such a Michael Lamb.

by JohnnyGamer November 24, 2019

michael feldman

v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.

abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween

3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.

n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.

a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.

Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!

carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.

by michaelsobsession November 23, 2009