goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
Get the goat choker mug.

Goat Chokers

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
by ballsmahony January 05, 2013
Get the Goat Chokers mug.

Awkie Goat

Hes the Goat, no way of getting past his enthusiasm. he is amazing in all original titles, especially being awkward like awkie.
yeah that dude is such theawkie goat , friend: yeah dude i should become an awkie goat, but i dont wanna be awkward alot.
by Hysteri March 02, 2024
Get the Awkie Goat mug.

goat fall

A goat is shocked and falls over.
I just saw a goat fall!
by plato! April 18, 2024
Get the goat fall mug.

Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.
after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.
by sourgoated March 12, 2011
Get the Sour Goat mug.

Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.
Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!
by ToastyVA October 16, 2024
Get the Goat-work mug.