Lunch Break

Going number 1 & 2 on another while they go number 1 & 2 on the toilet. Take your lunch break at home.

She asked if I wanted to take a lunch break at home.

by Wtfduude November 29, 2022

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

Breaking the Halo

Breaking The Halo, or Breaking A Halo is a term describing basically disrupting the peace in a conversation or action.
It's a simple reminder that what you're about to say is probably going to hurt the peace.

How the term "Breaking the Halo" could be used in a sentence, is let's say for example, your dog had sadly passed away a day ago. A conversation may go like this:

You: "hey... I don't wanna Break the Halo, but, my dog died a day ago."
Friend: "Dude, what..?"
Friend 2: "we were enjoying our peace, but got struck with this..? What the hell even happened?"

by Si1berMond January 22, 2025

Breaking bad

Breaking bad is a disease in which some of the body's cells grow uncontrollably and spread to other parts of the body.

"Mom, I think I have breaking bad."

by goblincocks45 July 27, 2023

Lunch break

Secret code word for beating the fuck outta your meat

hey, guys don’t come to my house right now I’m taking a lunch break.......

by El chambea November 18, 2018

Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.

All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018