Rule 0

Rule 0 is an internet rule, as is rule 34 and such, Rule 0 is Dont Fuck With Cats.

(Found from Netflix Original Doc - Dont F*** with cats: Hunting an Internet killer)

Rule 0: Dont fuck with cats.

by avacado20 December 21, 2019

pub rules

rules in a pub. duh.

Really?!?!?!?! I'm not sure how to explain this "pub rules" concept any further...

by Professor Obvious May 28, 2008

rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exeptions.

From 7chan. Often users will take the miccy and send things gross, such as 100+ adult pornography, or some sicko would say "CHILDREN UNDER 10! RULE 34, GOOO" often with an awful lot of spam to show how stupid they actually are.

OLD GRANNIES BEING SHAGGED, RULE 34!

Guy: I watched power rangers last night, the pinks one's hot
Guy2: RULE 34 ON TEH BLUE ONEZ!
Guy3: *Posts a picture saying "GTFO"*
Guy: Nice one, Guy3!

by Melovfemale April 16, 2007

Rule 37

If there is no porn of it, then it shall be made!!

Mickey mouse and Optimus Prime. Rule 37 states it shall be made

by Jamonurface January 22, 2009

Rule 37

If the cafeteria has mint chocolate chip ice-cream, Rule 37 dictates that one must partake. NO EXCEPTIONS

A: "Oh man that was a good lunch...I am so full"
B: "Let's get out of here...But first, a sample of desserts."
A: "Not for me...too full"
B: "Oh shit! Mint Chocolate Chip! Rule 37!"
A: "Fucked"

by MCUNIT June 01, 2009

Rule 9005

All internet Rules are nulled GF faggots.

Rule 9005 you finally got over 9000 5 times reading rules I just wasted your mofo LIFE BITCHES cuz they aint real

by Trololololololollolololololol July 05, 2011

Rule 33

If the song exists, there is a trap remix of it.

Dude 1: The Dreamland Theme trap remix by xKito Music is fire!

Dude 2: yeah, rule 33 bro.

Dude 1: So is Jingle Bells trap (Trap City - Topic).

Dude 2: How festive of you!

by VaderDaddy December 07, 2019