I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much

lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro

by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024

Putting 4 Fingers Up

Putting 4 fingers up means you hate Logan Lemaster

“Putting 4 fingers up means Logan Lemaster needs to be bitch slapped.”

by cretor June 13, 2022

put you on a shirt

This means usually not offensive and is meaning a Roblox avatar like putting someone on a shirt with their Roblox avatar.

I’m going to put your Roblox avatar onto a shirt. “Put you on a shirt”

by Hehdd May 14, 2024

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024