fell far from the tree

It means that you're not like ur parents!

I fell far from the tree, I'm not like you.

by Pipe_Brazil November 21, 2016

tree huggin

A person who hugs/humps trees in order to sexually satisfy themselves.

Miriam is such a tree huggin dyke! She hugs trees to get off.

by Kirky Deez April 05, 2011

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 31, 2023

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight July 22, 2008

trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.

Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!

by SomeHuman21 November 05, 2017

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 05, 2025