The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

Nut or Bitch

Trying to figure out if the assinine activity of an individual is due to them being insane or just a disagreeable bastard.

He is getting more incorrigible as he gets older, stubborn and a pain. I wonder, is it nut or bitch?

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010

juice nut

someone who is the best person ever and you’d do anything and everything for; someone you love a lot

juice nut, i love you so much and i hope you know i would do anything for you.

by milk sack October 20, 2020

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Cadbury Nut

The act of ejaculating inside a person's ass.

Met this sheila that let me bust a cadbury nut.

by angelofdev February 17, 2019