Lunchtable Mechanic 

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.

"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"

Lunchtable Mechanic by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

bush mechanic by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

dirty mechanic 

A cheater catcher.

Aman Hambleton is a dirty mechanic.

dirty mechanic by dadirtymechanic4214 May 9, 2018

hispanical mechanical 

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.

God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!

hispanical mechanical by fartso55 January 14, 2019

morgan megan

they autistic side of morgan absolute idiot loves to eat shit otherwise know as retard

morgan megan needs help

morgan megan by catlover125 November 13, 2019

blame mechanic 

Someone who can expertly deflect blame for anything
to anyone smoothly and efficiently

she caught him ,but he's a blame mechanic, he convinced her they're just friends

blame mechanic by mbs133 October 10, 2020

Chiller Mechanic 

The ultimate service technician. They are the most skilled among the super fitters. They will not hesitate to tell you how awesome they are and will select the work they deem is up to their talents, which is constantly changing.

JCI Chiller Mechanic: I only work on machines that are Caribean Blue, because I am a chiller mechanic.
Non chiller mechanic: I am going to do a start up on this air cooled machine.
JCI Chiller Mechanic: You're not smart enough to do that.

Chiller Mechanic by HVAC tech October 11, 2020