Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021

Wing Long

Loves Max's sister

He got a massive schlong, must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 22, 2021

James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 08, 2022

James Long

James Long is a very lonely person, who has no friends.

bro no way your just like James Long

by TheWordGod69 November 18, 2019

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey January 01, 2020