J-nut

An amazing person. If you're friend is amazing, this is what you would use as their nickname.

-Hey J-nut! I just nutted!

by Helhai June 15, 2021

saggy nuts

saggy nuts, Noun, one (Male) with a saggy, low hanging nutsack. Attractive to some, most others including myself. Not so much.

Guy 1: Holy hell, did you see Jim and his saggy nuts? His balls sag so low!

by PenisPrick July 26, 2019

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

by LordOfWinter99 August 22, 2020

nuts glad

An expression used to convey extreme approval.

“I’m nuts glad you put up with me.”
~Zeb Snyder. Super picker.

by chasserole December 05, 2021

Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.

Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.

"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"

by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017

Cadbury Nut

The act of ejaculating inside a person's ass.

Met this sheila that let me bust a cadbury nut.

by angelofdev February 17, 2019