Five Fingered Widow

So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.
Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"
by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010
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In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.
"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."
by Bitticks February 02, 2008
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A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Whats the real meaning please
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
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Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.
She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road
by amarialin September 24, 2022
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A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 09, 2020
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A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.
by eowyn_ut January 20, 2008
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