Facebook Dating

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.

Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.

by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011

Facebook Patriot

A person who sits behind a keyboard declaring their love for 1776, our founding fathers, the constitution, freedom, machine guns, soldiers, cops and anything remotely patriotic on their Facebook profile, yet they themselves have never served a day in their life and sound pathetic in trying to convince other Facebook Patriots that they have a bigger hard-on for freedom then the next guy.

Occasionally you will see and hear these douche bags at gun rallies alongside real American veterans, yet when the shit hits the fans the Facebook Patriot will run back to his keyboard to unload his arsenal on the world wide web, declaring love of country.

A Facebook Patriot may also decide to start quoting the Constitution as if he or she has done anything more than read the words from the Library of Congress website. He will tell you everything about the first, fourth and tenth amendments but cannot tell you which amendment abolished slavery, which amendment protects due process or equal protection. Mention the commerce clause and a Facebook Patriot will stare at his screen blankly.

Brother Goodwrench: "Yo, we need common sense to gun control in America. A Glock 17 will kill a burglar just as easy as a sub-machine gun. Lets consider restrictions on sub-machine guns."

Facebook Patriot Justin: "WTF? Have you read the 2nd Amendment? Don't Tread on Me! My rights shall not be infringed."

Brother Goodwrench: "Who are your state and federal congressional representatives?"

Facebook Patriot Justin: "Don't Tread on Me!"

Brother Goodwrench: "smh....another Facebook Patriot"

by SteveGiannelli February 8, 2013

facebook hacking

The act of using someone else's logged on facebook to create a status saying "hacked." Sometimes accompanied by the name of the "hacker" and/or a smiley face.

Alli is good at facebook hacking. She does it to anyone who owns an iTouch.

by chiefCITIZENcane June 19, 2011

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Facebook orphan

A child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.

bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.

by bobyo August 28, 2009

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.

Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

by chintancht July 14, 2011

Facebook lemming

Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.

Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010

"Im tired of getting Farmville updates from Susan. She is such a Facebook lemming!"

by macrodot February 3, 2010