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Helm's Deep

When a movie or TV show tries to build up tension for a big battle by reiterating how hopeless a cause it is, and how much everyone's definitely going to die, until the viewer wants to scream GET TO THE DAMN FIGHT ALREADY. Named after the Battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.
"Man, that Game of Thrones episode really built up the hopelessness of the battle to the point where I was annoyed, they totally Helm's Deeped us."
by brightestconstellation April 21, 2019
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scrotum deep

When you fail doing pop a ball in cos her vagina is too big and end up popping both balls and your scrotum in.
(See pop a ball in)
So i was banging your ma the other night and tried to pop a ball in, which failed miserably cos her vag was too big so i ended up sticking both balls and my scrotum in, i was scrotum deep.
I was BBD (See boffins bridge deep).
by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014
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deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.
"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."
by jint3i December 4, 2022
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Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.
Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.
by SacStinker January 24, 2018
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Deep Fried Dong

A deep fried dong is a penis dipped in cocaine before fucking,
by aaaaaaaaaaaā March 2, 2023
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deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.
my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.
by littlemissterry October 12, 2020
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Phillip Deep

An expression used to describe being more than 12 inches deep
How deep are you bro?
I'm 6 foot deep!
oh, that's not so bad! What about you Jhon?
Oh, I'm Phillip Deep!!

Oh shit, you're fucked!
by not_shane July 27, 2021
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