the cold beer 

The cold beer is the best thing you can have on a Friday night. When you have the cold beer, everything is good. It is always the cold beer and not just "beer" or "cold beer". Made famous by retired professional wrestler, The Iron Sheik, on Twitter.

It's Friday night! Get the cold beer, bubba.

the cold beer by Usvart Jorge November 2, 2015

lauren cold 

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!

person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!

lauren cold by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019

When that cold brew hits 

When that cold brew hits its hits hard

When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed

When that cold brew hits by Troy46930473 December 5, 2020

funky cold medina 

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.

"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"

funky cold medina by GrottyLittleWanker December 13, 2004

DAS COLD

something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin

Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD

DAS COLD by Kwet1235 December 5, 2010

dialin' cold

When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.

"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)

"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)

dialin' cold by Y.R. February 1, 2008

the cold turkey 

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.

DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."

the cold turkey by DrOk63 February 27, 2003